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Official Application for
Seattle Seahawks
Fandom
Your team lost. Again. We get it. There is a better way.
FORM 12-B · REV. 2026
Our Condolences
SECTION 2 OF 2
Transfer Application
Applicant name
Team you are fleeing
How are you holding up after this loss?
I'm fine. (Lying.)
Still on the couch staring at the TV
Already listing my jersey on Facebook Marketplace
Asking my therapist if they do group rates
Can you be LOUD? (Required. The 12th Man is not a quiet position.)
Yes, I can register on a seismograph
I have been yelling at my TV for 3 hours, so yes
Check all that apply
I own something green, or am willing to
I can tolerate light drizzle for 9 months a year
I acknowledge coffee is a personality trait
I will never speak of my previous team in this house
In 50 words or fewer, why do you deserve to be a 12?
Tip: "because I'm tired of being disappointed" is accepted 100% of the time.
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